March 9, 2012   340 notes

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March 9, 2012   11,201 notes
animalstalkinginallcaps:

I LOVE YOU.
HOW MUCH?
AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE GNAWING ON DEER LEGS.
THAT’S NOT ENOUGH.
AS MUCH AS AMERICA LOVES WHITEWASHING ITS HISTORY OF IMPERIALISM AND CONSTANTLY DENYING OR DOWNPLAYING THE INSTALLATION AND MILITARIZATION OF FOREIGN REGIMES SYMPATHETIC TO ITS FINANCIAL INTERESTS.
BETTER, BUT STILL NOT ENOUGH.
I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS KANYE WEST LOVES LAUGHING AT HIS OWN PUNCHLINES IN HIS SONGS.
NOW YOU’RE JUST LYING. NOBODY LOVES ANYTHING THAT MUCH.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I LOVE YOU.

HOW MUCH?

AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE GNAWING ON DEER LEGS.

THAT’S NOT ENOUGH.

AS MUCH AS AMERICA LOVES WHITEWASHING ITS HISTORY OF IMPERIALISM AND CONSTANTLY DENYING OR DOWNPLAYING THE INSTALLATION AND MILITARIZATION OF FOREIGN REGIMES SYMPATHETIC TO ITS FINANCIAL INTERESTS.

BETTER, BUT STILL NOT ENOUGH.

I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS KANYE WEST LOVES LAUGHING AT HIS OWN PUNCHLINES IN HIS SONGS.

NOW YOU’RE JUST LYING. NOBODY LOVES ANYTHING THAT MUCH.

March 9, 2012   93 notes

-cigarettestainedlies:

this will forever be the greatest video ever made.

March 9, 2012   17 notes

findesiecle:

Sudden cathartic realization of THE FASHIONS and AESTHETICS: I basically just want my entire life to look like the hypersaturated pop-religion floral sequinned over-the-top faux-branded clusterfuck of the 1996 version of Romeo+Juliet, forever all of the time. Which I hated at the time — I was what, in junior high school the first time I saw it? and not particularly interested in liking anything, let alone Leonardo diCaprio, ew, that was for dumb girls — but have become oddly re-obsessed with in the past year.  And a bit of googlin’ revealed that the costume designer was the same lady who did the costumes for The Matrix. Of course!

March 9, 2012   111 notes
reuters:

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange arrives at the Supreme Court in London February 1, 2012.
Assange was detained in Britain in December 2010 on a European arrest warrant issued by a Swedish prosecutor after two female former WikiLeaks volunteers accused him of sexual assault. [REUTERS/Stefan Wermuth]
Read more: Julian Assange appeals extradition to UK’s top court

reuters:

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange arrives at the Supreme Court in London February 1, 2012.

Assange was detained in Britain in December 2010 on a European arrest warrant issued by a Swedish prosecutor after two female former WikiLeaks volunteers accused him of sexual assault. [REUTERS/Stefan Wermuth]

Read more: Julian Assange appeals extradition to UK’s top court

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March 8, 2012   166 notes
destinationjannah:

HADITH OF THE DAY: Abu Dharr (May Allah be pleased with him) reported: Messenger of Allah (salla Allahu alayhi wasalam) said, “Do not disdain a good deed, (no matter how small it may seem) even if it is your meeting with your (Muslim) brother with a cheerful face.“ [Muslim].

destinationjannah:

HADITH OF THE DAY: Abu Dharr (May Allah be pleased with him) reported: Messenger of Allah (salla Allahu alayhi wasalam) said, “Do not disdain a good deed, (no matter how small it may seem) even if it is your meeting with your (Muslim) brother with a cheerful face.“ [Muslim].

March 8, 2012   644 notes
heynicenails:

These GIANT polka dots were hand painted with American Apparel California Trooper and Essie Aperitif.

heynicenails:

These GIANT polka dots were hand painted with American Apparel California Trooper and Essie Aperitif.

March 8, 2012   41 notes
stryker:

julieklausner:

Get the new episode of my podcast from iTunes or download/stream it directly here!
How Was Your Week: Episode 47“What Someone’s Mom’s Idea of a Nightclub Is”
…comedian, Rosie O’Donnell expert and viral videographer, ELIOT GLAZER (Shit New Yorkers Say, It Gets Betterish) is here to share his favorite “WTF” moments of Rosie’s occasionally bizarre career. Yes, her variety show will be discussed, as will her Spanx-based standup, and “Riding the Bus with My Sister.”

Eliot Glazer is very good at picking up on show biz weirdness. When we did a podcast together he would shoehorn references to Rosie O’Donnell, Oprah, and other TV monsters onto the show, and then we’d spend a half hour or more talking about them in the studio off the air. You might think, “Big whoop, a gay guy obsessing about gay icons,” but it’s deeper.
He has strong radar for detecting the absurdities that result when a human sacrifices her personhood in order to become a brand.
You’re left with Rosie winking coyly at Clay Aiken, calling him a cutie patootie, long after she’s come out of the closet, with the audience whoo-ing like things are really heating up on stage. Or Barbara Streisand giving Oprah a tour of her “Dream Home” and saying things like “I am so entranced by nature. I live on the ocean. That’s an ever-changing painting.” Or Oprah wishing Tom Cruise, “All the peace of these mountains,” while standing on the balcony of his CASTLE in Colorado. Billionaires, saying these things to each other, with zero self-awareness.
And Eliot is just losing his mind, holding his head in his hands, yelling “WHAAAAAT??!! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!”
It’s a pleasure to watch.

stryker:

julieklausner:

Get the new episode of my podcast from iTunes or download/stream it directly here!

How Was Your Week: Episode 47
“What Someone’s Mom’s Idea of a Nightclub Is”

…comedian, Rosie O’Donnell expert and viral videographer, ELIOT GLAZER (Shit New Yorkers Say, It Gets Betterish) is here to share his favorite “WTF” moments of Rosie’s occasionally bizarre career. Yes, her variety show will be discussed, as will her Spanx-based standup, and “Riding the Bus with My Sister.”

Eliot Glazer is very good at picking up on show biz weirdness. When we did a podcast together he would shoehorn references to Rosie O’Donnell, Oprah, and other TV monsters onto the show, and then we’d spend a half hour or more talking about them in the studio off the air. You might think, “Big whoop, a gay guy obsessing about gay icons,” but it’s deeper.

He has strong radar for detecting the absurdities that result when a human sacrifices her personhood in order to become a brand.

You’re left with Rosie winking coyly at Clay Aiken, calling him a cutie patootie, long after she’s come out of the closet, with the audience whoo-ing like things are really heating up on stage. Or Barbara Streisand giving Oprah a tour of her “Dream Home” and saying things like “I am so entranced by nature. I live on the ocean. That’s an ever-changing painting.” Or Oprah wishing Tom Cruise, “All the peace of these mountains,” while standing on the balcony of his CASTLE in Colorado. Billionaires, saying these things to each other, with zero self-awareness.

And Eliot is just losing his mind, holding his head in his hands, yelling “WHAAAAAT??!! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!”

It’s a pleasure to watch.

March 8, 2012   21,406 notes
landlockedmermaid:

tooth blog tooth life

landlockedmermaid:

tooth blog tooth life

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March 8, 2012   34 notes

rxbandits:

RX Bandits live from night 2 of 2 in NYC at Irving Plaza. Photos by Hilary J Corts

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